Success is not arriving at the ¨[Climate Change] Summit as a final destination. It is a continuing upward spiral of ¨[Human Rights violations]. It is perpetual [trouble-making].

(paraphrasing Wilferd Peterson or not)

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The most recent climate change conference (COP-27) in Sharm El Sheikh, Egypt will allow representatives from about 190 countries to waste most needed money until the 18th of this month uttering platitudes and committing to do the same next year until the planet is successfully destroyed.

Like previous years, this year show is G-rated. Following the most recent trends in progressive tolerance, they have invited environmental criminals because most likely we have been misjudging them and their stories deserve to be heard.

Like the Joker or Cruela's, there must be an origin story worth knowing. Maybe all the crimes committed against the Venezuelan indigenous lands, against the flora and fauna, and against our people by a wonderful mix of organized criminals, terrorist groups and legally licenced "Green Mining Corporations" are more than justified after so many centuries of being exploited by the same empires.

It was about time to allow other players to take center stage and prove that you can destroy entire ecosystems for a good cause and earn your seat at another world charade.

Children can watch all the sessions. This show being held in Egypt, guarantees zero protests and after the recent reconciliations between allegedly defenders of democracy and freedom and alleged dictators, harmony and cheesiness is more than guaranteed

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Thanks for bearing with me

This was my entry to @mariannewest and @latino.romano’s 5 Minute Freewrite: Monday Prompt: G-RATED. You can see the details here.

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